Pattaya, Walking Street

Yes the other night was quite a night of debauchery behaviour, not something my mother would be have wanted. Last night was quiet, two beers some stew and early to bed and slept like a baby. Been sleeping well here now, No work/life anxiety, just who the hell am I going to shag tonight problems.

I feel sorry for the Fugly beer bar girls, not the lookers I know they are making a small fortune. I joke about fuglies but first I see all these girls as human beings trying to make a living the only way they can or know how. But then again there are plenty of fugly guys in town too.

Walking Street, Observations
Well last night started in the Joy bar soi diamond for a few beers and to get in the mood. I noticed some cute girls going up into Shark Agogo so made a note to return here later. Then made my way to Club Boesche, the girl I was hoping to see was not in there. I was hoping to lick, suck and fuck this girl all night and I was willing to overpay! She does it for me, she has those classic Thai looks. Well there I go again, falling for the marketing.

There was not much to compensate, just the usual line up of Pattaya girls.

Went next door into X-Zone similar line up in there too, starting to think it could be a long night. I can understand why these guys keep the same girl, hunting every night can get tiring and disappointing. In this club there was some girls showering and one shaving another, seems alot of the gogos are doing this theme now, it does not do alot for me though, does it you?

One girl on stage was constantly looking at me, this is always a good sign, I checked my look in the mirror and understood why :-). She came and joined me and immediately had good attitude, she went straight into wanting to do long time, first figure was 2000b but then easily dropped to 1500b. Her body was 5, face was a 6 and attitude was touching 9, but the numbers did not add up so there was going to be no bar fine paid. Plus I was realising the little feller was still asleep.

I had a beer in Simons beer bar but one of the hostesses was rushing me to drink my beer and give up my comfy seat so I just left and went into Sharks. Seems those cute girls must have already been bar fined. It was close to midnight now and made my way to Lucifers disco.

Pretty packed inside and had to keep blocking my ears from the BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! music. Nothing really noticeable in here and then onto the Marina.

Better crowd in here, but again not much happening for me, Not really my scene. So another night off. May try the beer bars tonight. So here is my first video recording on my mobile phone, Enjoy.


No BBBJ Dilemma
The weather has been blue skies and hot here every day. Yesterday just on the beach. If you are going to sit on the beach all day and want to relax, i think there are some do's and donts. Do take some ear-plugs or MP3 player or something - the noise pollution is pretty high on the beach and the deck-chairs are close together.

Try to avoid groups of people sat together especially those drinking alcohol - as this makes you more sociable and louder - The loudest groups seem to be Thais - they can make piecing loud sounds while chatting away - Its hard to get some peace on the beach. One guy here recommended a beach just past Buddha Hill.

Yesterday after the beach, went in an internet cafe, alot of these now are all high speed and have webcams and headphones attached. Noticed one girl talking to her sponsor online, he saw me in the background and wanted to know who I was. Silly boy!

Decided to take a massage on the way back to the hotel in one of the many massage places up the soi leading to soi Buakaow. 200b for 1 hour oil massage. Decided to take 2 girls for 1 hour at 400b. Both OK looking but more interested in the massage. When I turn over, they start the usual teasing game and I am getting a little turned on. They then both beckon to do blowjob and I agree at 500b each. It was pretty good between them and I shot my load.

I was feeling very tired when I got back to the hotel. About 8pm laid on the bed for 1/2 hour and the next thing its nearly 1am. So another night off.

I feel now like I want to move on, but there is enough here to make it easy to just stay put. So I will and head back to Bangkok Thursday I think. Unless my friend comes to Pattaya, but knowing him he has probably married the sister or something now. Rationality does not apply to him, best to expect Irrational behaviour from him.

Guys if you are a fuglie man then stick with the fuglie girls and leave the better looking ones for me. :-)

Pattaya Sisters
Well last night,changed my route slightly, went into a Gogo called Honey girls along the soi connecting soi Buakhao and 2nd Road. Couple of young girls in there 18 and 20. One had been there 1 month and could not speak a word of English. She had a very fit body and face not bad. The 20yo looked EuroAsian very pretty body not bad. Seems they were both willing to go LT 2000b. I was drinking quite fast and after 3 bottles of Heinieken, was feeling the effects.

I continued down soi 8 and into a Gogo down there. One or two not bad and then onto the Silver Star. I spent some time in here with Pow a girl I had BF twice on a previous trip. Great company and good looking. Tonight she was on her period. I left there worse for wear and up into soi 7. I was wasted and headed back to the hotel alone. I need to drink less, go out later and maybe go over to non-alcoholic drinks too. I dont think the girls like it if they detect you have drunk too much.

Im finding quite a few of the girls are introducing you to another girl and then saying she is their sister. Iv never questioned this before and I know girls from the same family and village often do get referred. But last night I decided to question this with one as they did not look that alike. Her response was they had same mother but different father. Im wondering if this is now a tactic of theirs to say their friend is a sister as they know this appeals to one of man's fantasy's.

Well I will be heading back to Bangkok in a day or two. There is a very large Arab quarter here in Pattaya but here it does not seem to attract the same ethnically diverse girls that the Grace does in Bangkok? If I wanted some of what the Grace has to offer, can you find it in Pattaya?

Voodoo Gogo
Yes I was getting the sister treatment again last night and then she said 'friend' - 'sister'. So they may be saying it and only meaning friends - But I think it can also be taken as we will do a threesome.

Yesterday was not feeling to good and laid up during the daytime. Last night went out on a gogo tour again around Walking Street, looking for that elusive one.
Before drinking anything had a Pizza and this allowed me to handle my drink much better, the night before it was just going straight to my head.

Did a few down Pattayaland 2 opposite side to Kittens. Nothing to report here, the last one I went in was Popcorn, this was the first Gogo I went into in Pattaya on my first trip to Pattaya.

Then down walking street, upstairs to the Pier there is a gogo up there but nothing, then across to Beavers again nothing.

Then across to a relatively new one, with a big fridge door. Quite busy in here and a couple of girls not bad. But some of the hosts are Thai guys and they were getting on my nerves, being pushy with me wanting to buy more drinks etc.

Finally I end up in Voodoo, and was surprised to see about 4 nice girls, definite BF material. Got chatting to a couple and they wanted to go upstairs to short-time rooms. But I wanted long-time. The best one had never gone LT before, but eventually she agreed to come with me for 2000b. So the deal was made. 600b BF and to my hotel she came. I thought I might have a problem with her back in the hotel. But not at all, very affectionate, a good shag and slept like a baby. There was no way she was coming LT for less. And again the best shag was in the morning.

So far with the extended stay in Pattaya am within my budget, but this is partly due to it hard to find a girl I want to commit too. If they were just everywhere then I would have spent alot more. Probably heading back to Bangkok tomorrow for my last 4 nights. So much for my friend turning up, not even a phone call to tell me he is not coming!

Another Gogo Trawl, Pattaya, The End
Well my last night in Pattaya involved another Gogo crawl. Been in alot this time round that iv never made it into before, not that there is much difference between them really. Started in Wet N Wild at the back of Pattaya North Road. Fuglie central Im afraid and I dont like being the only customer.

I read alot about police crackdowns in places like Pattaya and Bangkok, what is well overdue is a police crackdown on the number of Fuglies working in the Gogos.

Then onto Angel Witch, all the girls seem tall in there and older but nothing to write about - 145b a bottle in there too. The first show starts at 10pm and then midnight. Then onto Rocket Agogo - another fuglie stronghold Im afraid, then Paris and then Carousel. A few not bad in Carousel. Then into Superbaby and onto Heavens above and Insomnia. A few attractive girls in the last two, but this fish was not biting tonight.

So I leave Pattaya today heading back to Bangkok, im staying at the Woraburi down soi 4, again a change of venue.

Guys im getting fat on Thailand now, I think I need a break from it as a holiday destination. My next trip wil be somewhere different and I want to book the flight up well in advance - say Rio and then spend a few months fully researching the place.

This is still a great place to live in or retire though. Got talking to an ex-banker retiree in the Pims bar and he owns a flat in Jomtien and is living the life.

I realise I may have let a couple of you down by not travelling to Jakarta, this is still on my list as well as Hong Kong on the next Asia trips.

I see also on the news Cuba has lifted the tourist apartheid as Fidel brother starts to lift all the petty restrictions - could Varadero return to the Bangkok of the Caribbean?

Iv tried quite a few places along soi Buakhao for a breakfast and most are not bad usually around 150b. But the best IMHO is the 'Up to You' bar.

Well I think iv generated quite a bit of fanny juice during my stay in Pattaya and maybe this is more what we should measure our success on rather than what we paid.

I think once 4 of the girls realise I have left, there hearts will break ever so slightly. Mama always said - don't go around the world breaking young girls hearts.